el mundo de manduka

The World As It Should Be

Friday, February 24, 2006

Corollary...

(Got to read this first)...

On a related (or unrelated) note, remembered this verse.
Recently heard Salman Ahmad and Fariz Ayaz Qawwal sing this together during a great performance by Salman Ahmad and Junooni at Stanford.

It has been attributed to Bulleh Shah and there is a short bio of him here.

Masjid dha de, mandir dha de, dha de jo kucch dainda
Par kisi da dil na dhain, Rab dilan vich rehnda.

[Tear down the mosque and the temple; break everything in sight
But do not break a person’s heart, it is there that God resides.]

The Manohar

Learnt this in school a while ago.
Randomly remembered it today, found the verse here.

It is from Arun Kolatkar's Jejuri.

The door was open.
Manohar thought
it was one more temple.

He looked inside.
Wondering
which god he was going to find.

He quickly turned away
when a wide eyed calf
looked back at him.

It isn't another temple,
he said,
it's just a cowshed.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

South Indian restaurant names you may not get to see

Andipetti Apitakuchalambal's Adda
Balaramapuram Balatripurasundari's Brasserie
Choolaimedu Chandrachoodan's Corner
Dindigul Dandapani's Diner
Ettaiyapuram Ezhumalai's Eatery
Fortkochi Fatima's Fast Food
Gummidipoondi Goundamani's Grill
Heggadadevanakote Heganna's Hut
Irinjalakuda Idichandy's Inn
Jolarpettai Janakiraman's Joint
Kancheepuram Kamakshiamma's Kitchen
Lakshmipuram Lakshminarasimhan's Lunch Counter
Machilipatnam Machiraju's Machilis (Guess what their specialty is..)
Nedumangadu Nedumudi's Nightery
Ottapalam Omana's Outlet
Palayamkottai Palanichami's Place
Quilon Quilandi's Q-seen (As said by a Mallu)
Rayalaseema Rajasekhararayudu's Restaurant
Singarayakonda Singarapandian's Stand
Tiruchirappali Thamizharasan's Tavern
Usilampatti Ulagamuthu's Universe
Velachery Vedavalli's Vault
Whitefield Walter's Watering Hole
Xavier's (Didn’t think there was a place in India starting with an X, did you now?)
Yelahanka Yajnavalkya's Yeatery (Ask Ulagamuthu to pronounce that..)
Zahirabad Zaheerabbas' Zoint (Has to be from Andhra)

P.S. Thanks to A for some last minute help..

Manduka and the Art of Indian Restaurant Nomenclature in the US

Naming an Indian restaurant in the US is an art in itself. Here is a set of possible routes to take, based on different sets of variables:

1. If it is South Indian, name it as "X Bhavan", where X could be your favorite God (Ganesh, Saravana, Krishna, Balaji and Venkateshwara come to mind), your own name or the name of your son or father (Anand, Ashok etc.) or, more infrequently, the name of your wife or mother or daughter. (Arya Bhavan seems to be the only one I can recall, though can could refer to the Aryans just as well)

2. Continuing with South Indian restaurant names, my guess is that women prefer not to associate their names with a Bhavan at the end. So you have an array of standalone named-after-women restaurants, like Annapurna, Annalakshmi or Sujatha.

3. Name it after an Indian city that people have heard of - Bombay, Madras, New Delhi, Jaipur etc. Throw in a Garden or a Cuisine at the end to add variety.

4. If you offer chaat, make sure to have it in your name. And suffix it appropriately with a House or a Cafe or a Paradise.

5. Name it after items on your menu, or cooking utensils, or spices used. This could lead one to a Chutney, Dosa, Roti, Masala, Naan & Curry, Tasty Curry or a Tandoor.

6. Surprisingly the above mentioned category seems to be the one typically using most modern suffixes like a Bistro, Hut, Grill or Brasserie, instead of the more commonplace Oven or Garden or Cuisine. So we have Chutney Grill, Tandoor Bistro, Dosa Hut or any other combination thereof.

7. Name it after a type of cuisine. This seems to happen more with South Indian cuisines. So we have a Malabar, or an Udupi, or a Chettinad. With the appropriate chic or commonplace suffix of course, based on where you are located and what you charge for your food.

8. Then there are those that are supposedly reminiscient of the glorious days of the Raj. We have a Viceroy or Gaylords, or Maharaja, or just Raja, and of course the ubiquitous Passage to India.

9. Name it after some famous person, phrase or place in Indian history which people can remember. This leads to the Taj Mahal, Gandhi, Moghul, Nirvana, Monsoon, Ashoka the Great, Vermillion, Sher-e-Punjab, Lal Qila etc.

10. The more recent phenomenon that is catching on - name it after one of the gods-in-human-form. So we have Amma's Restaurant or Hotel Sai or Hotel Amritha.

11. Literally name it as somebody's kitchen - Hema's kitchen or Sue's Kitchen. Strangely naming it as this seems to appear as higher prices on the menu as well.

12. Then we have the dhaba varieties. Something or someone (da or ka) Dhaba. So we have The Dhaba, Lucky Dhaba, Punjabi Dhaba, Delhi Dhaba, Ambala Dhaba, Maya da Dhaba, Rajinder da Dhaba. Or, to reflect a successful partnership one could even have a "x ka y dhaba" as made famous in Swades - Melaram ka Mohan Dhaba, or Mohan ka Melaram Dhaba. Then of course there is just the plain and simple Desi Dhaba.

13. Reference to priceless gems or stars. These give rise to the "Jewel of India", or the "Hotel Shalimar", or the Koh-i-Noor. And the more generic "Star of India".

I am sure this leaves out some types as well, but these seem to cover most of the Indian restaurants I have been to in the US. Comments?

Thursday, February 02, 2006

What if....

...the well had broadband internet access, a satellite dish with 10,000 high-def television channels, a phone with unlimited talk time and perfect signal, a personal butler, and free concierge services ?

... umm, the small pleasures in life ...

what else would one need?

"I'm nobody! Who are you?"

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us — don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!

- Emily Dickinson

Kupamanduka

"The kupamanduka is a frog that lives its whole life within a well, knows nothing else, and is suspicious of everything outside it. It talks to no one, and argues with no one on anything.

"It merely harbours the deepest suspicion of the outside world. The scientific, cultural and economic history of the world would have been very limited indeed had we lived like well-frogs."
- Amartya Sen